Houndstooth Heroes

It's Iron Bowl Week, and for the first time ever, your boys are coming to you in front of a live studio audience! Even some audience participation (for better or worse). We talk about Goo Goo Clusters, Dabo's dumbness, and that time Ellis put on the Ole Miss under. RTR.

After a hiatus of...months? years? your boys are back and ready to make up for lost time...once we remember how to podcast and who the Tide is playing. SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR OUR GRAPHIC VOCABULARY, but we got a little carried away.

IT'S HATE WEEK, Y'ALL. The boys are here to give thorough breakdowns of the UGA game and the myriad of reasons a person should hate a Vol. #TennesseeHateWeek Stay til the end to hear a new voice -- someone who actually researches their pick!

Everything's awful, and for once we're not just talking about our podcast! Seems like just last week your boys were innocently dropping nudes on the TL. (Thanks, Najee...) Hear your boys' ramblings in the wake of Coach Nick Saban's COVID diagnosis, and...whatever else we figured out to talk about.

It's Rebel Hate Week...but we still love you, Lane. Your boys are back for Week 3, as the undefeated Tide (led by a CERTAIN Heisman Trophy-deserving wide receiver) travel to Oxford (MAYBE) to play football (BEFORE THE GREAT RAIN). And don't miss a certain shocking promise made at the end of the episode that could pay horrific dividends for us all...

THIS WEEK: One of your boys is podcasting live under a bridge after the wagering bloodbath that was Week 1 in the SEC. We discuss who might be good, who might be bad, and how many days until Jaylen Waddle raises the Heisman Trophy.

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY! Yes, yes, it is indeed those wild-eyed boys who'd been away. But things HAVE changed, and we are excited to bring you the latest updates on our sad lives, as well as the hottest Alabama football takes this side of the Cahaba. We'll get into the Will Anderson hype, the QB battles, and as always...a special new segment to start the season. :)

It is Thanksgiving! And your boys are thankful for...mostly each other, it turns out, and also joggers. Anyway, as our crimson-clad Heroes prepare for the Iron Bowl, we talk about what Mac Jones and the offense will have to do, and take a look at the Dave Matthews tour schedule to get a sense of where Pete Golding's head is. The sound quality is horrible, the takes are worse, eat Arby's.

Licking ourselves (which is something we do very regularly but especially after a loss), your boys are back to break down Game of the Century Part Dos and look down the road to Alabama's potential path to the College Football Playoffs. We hate everything, including intro and exit music. GET OVER IT.

GAME OF THE CENTURY, PART DEUX. Your boys welcome longtime friend of the program Rob Brown to break down this year's Tide vs. Tigers game. We talk Tua's health, of course, as well as our own mental health, and we guarantee you some lost monies with our HATES OF THE WEEK. As always, enormous shoutout to Producer Ian (#H2P) for making something out of our undeniable nothingness.

It's the third week in October, which can only mean one thing: your boys are fired up and full of hate to take on the Tide's biggest rival. We'll take a look back at some highs and lows of the rivalry, talk about its biggest villain (and wonder just how fat he is these days), and of course wildly speculate over some upcoming SEC games this weekend. Go to hell, Tennessee.

Time to get weird, y'all. Not us, per se, but the Tide is heading to Aggieland, and you know what that means: WEIRDO WEEK. Your boys break down what the Tide needs to do to prevent 39th-year senior QB Kellen Mond from a big day, AND discuss which SEC environments are most intimidating for opponents.

The jokes aren't funny, the sound quality is atrocious and the picks are guaranteed to lose your house. Finally, a podcast truly deserving of the bye week. (As always, an enormous shoutout to Listener-turned-Producer Ian who turned the unintelligble recordings we gave him into, well, something. He's great. We are not. #H2P)

It's #OleMissRespectWeek, and your boys' observances (and sound quality) are half-assed like everything else we do. We give the hottest takes you're guaranteed to hear in an arbitrary time period (Rock, Paper, Scissors!). We hate (Moo U!). We apologize (for all that we've ever done).

The hated Golden Eagles are flying toward T-town, and your boys have set up RAMPARTS OF HATE to protect our fair city. Prior to that, we'll recap what happened when the Tide played a QB named after somewhere in Finland and, as always, confidently give you the hottest take you'll hear during this arbitrary time period.

After a brief hiatus, the boys are back! With opinions and sound quality as terrible as ever. This week we examine the Cocks and take a not-too-deep look at every angle from which they can be beat. You see where this is going.

Your boys are back! And still washing down the bitter taste of last season’s not-so-happy ending. New year, new us? Unfortunately not. Nevertheless, join us as we preview the 2019 college football season, which has already gotten off to a horrid start, and we debut a sexy, sexy new segment (with staying power!). Stick around til the end to lose your shirt on our trademarked HATES OF THE WEEK.

It's National Championship time (again), Tide vs. Clemson (again), and your boys are here with all of the scorched-earth takes you could ever want (again). We made zero Hunter Renfrow jokes because he is a liar but also because he is an active AARP member and we respect those of retirement age.

It's playoff time, and your boys are as turnt as Tua's ankle. Join us for a brief but hearty (see: drunk) discussion about the many story lines surrounding the Tide's matchup with the Okies, as well as the Clemson-ND game and some breaking news about the religious affiliation of Notre Dame's quarterback. Do not miss.

Better late than never, your boys always say. Persisting through adversity like only Saban-era Alabama football fans can, we are back this week with loads of hate and bad takes for the upcoming rematch of the 2018 CFP National Championship game. Alabama won that, by the way.